Burn your pussy hat! There's a new sheriff in town.
Got politics on the brain? Looking for a cap that fits perfectly, like a custom statement wig, with a touch of salty wordplay? Well buy a scratch-off and play the ponies cause it’s your lucky day.
Enter the Political Thot hat. Same pink as the classic Staunchly hat. Luxurious oxblood embroidery for the discerning champagne socialist.
(Unfortunately Staunchly is unable to offer returns or exchanges on this item. "Non, je ne regrette rien" - you.)